Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
birth control should be required to get into college
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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