Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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