nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It's official drugs can't kill me
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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