I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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what if I'm pregnant?
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You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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