So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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