She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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