A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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