I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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