Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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