The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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