Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize