u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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