I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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