the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
