Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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