Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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