is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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