I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
