If that was your dad, he is hot
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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