Don't make out with my wife yet
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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