woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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