I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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