Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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