peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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