Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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