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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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