i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we're chasing vodka with high fives
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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