We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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