I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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