Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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