some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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