So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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