I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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