It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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