so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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