Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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