Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I lost the right to judge tonight
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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