i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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