sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize