My boss' voice literally gives me gas
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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