She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Randomize
