that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
