I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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