I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
This is the high leading the old right now
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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