why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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