I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I think I just sharted jello shots
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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