Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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