they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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