There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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