The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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