i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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