Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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