I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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