Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
