I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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