If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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