he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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