I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
