We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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